The idiot otherwise known as Spencer Pratt has started a YouTube account.

He tweeted the following:

"I started a YouTube account under SpencerWilliamPratt it leaks to my iPhone 3g S so it's really easy for me to upload content!"

So, Kanye West wrote a book. Really? Well, no, not really, sort of. It's only 52 pages long and it's just a collection of his "thoughts and theories" - or just stuff he took from other places. Like one part of the book that says "Life is 5% what happens and 95% how you react!" Where have I heard that before? Oh, that's right, in a million other books that I have actually READ, unlike Kanye West. Yeah, that's right. He doesn't read. And he's proud of it. Here's what he had to say on that:

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph." 

"I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life."

I wouldn't ask a book for its autograph either. I might ask the AUTHOR, but I certainly wouldn't ask the book. Anyway, this 52 page reader is full of what West calls "Kanye-isms" (again, probably just stuff he heard, not read, elsewhere that he figured would be fun to compile into a "book"). And what, exactly, are "Kanye-isms"?! Well, DUH! a Kanye-ism is a piece of Kanye West's wisdom... that he gained by speaking and interacting with people, but not at all by reading the wisdom of others.

Sorry. I can't stand him. I would never buy this book. And I hope he never has an autograph session for it either. He's a hypocrite in my mind, because he'll probably have a book signing. I wonder if he'll dress up as a huge book to do it... since everyone there will quite obviously want the book's autograph, and not Kanye's. HA!

This is just plain stupid. And annoying.

American Idol is going to releasing freaking trading cards. Yeah. Trading cards. Like baseball cards but stupid. 

Nora Wong, FremantleMedia senior manager of consumer products said "The American Idol brand has always been really strong in the interactive space. With the trading cards, it's an old school way of interacting with the fans. It's another form of expression for the fans to demonstrate their connection with the show and collect their favorites."

OOOOHHHH, GET THIS! There will be 6 special cards that will be randomly slipped into the 5-card packs that are AUTOGRAPHED by past Idols. OMG! I HAVE TO HAVE THEM ALL! Yeah. Right. This is stupid. The show sucks. 

If you are interested in getting your hands on these trading cards, I don't want to know. 

Nice.

According to the LA Times, Bob Dylan has a porta-potty on his property that's stinking up the neighborhood in Malibu. 

Cindy Emminger (another resident) said the stench made her and her 8 year old son sick. She said "It started in September. I'd go into the frontyard and get nauseous. I couldn't figure out at first where the smell was coming from. ... I finally noticed that they had moved the porta-potty directly in front of my front door."

That sucks. Apparently the porta-potty is for Dylan's employees - what? They can't take a dump inside? 

Malibu officials can't comment on all this junk because they're currently investigating the complaints. 

It's Bob Dylan. Having his staff who work in a little guard shack on his property using a porta-potty. Why can't he just have a real bathroom installed? Where do they wash their hands? Ew.

Good. This makes me happy. I don't care about Tyra Banks and I think it's annoying that she only talks about herself. Not to mention, the models on the show have been getting progressively uglier and more obnoxious as time goes on. With enough makeup, just about anyone can look good... especially when there's photoshop around. HELLO! But the girls on the show do NOT look like top model material to me.

Really, I could rant about Tyra being annoying forever. Everything anyone says on any show involving Tyra always turns into "when I was doing this shoot..." or "well I feel like..." or "my ass is big" or... "I know how you feel" or whatever else she could possibly say to once again turn the conversation to herself and her life and how she feels. It's dumb. Can't stand her. Can you? Are you still watching ANTM?

So that plant that Peanut Corp. had in Texas - the one that was unregulated - they found salmonella at the plant! IT's the same strain that sickened hundreds of people all over the U.S.

Ugh.

Stephanie Kwisnek, U.S. Food and Drug Administration spokeswoman said "The FDA's investigation is ongoing and the agency is looking at both the PCA Blakely pland and the PCA Plainview plant as sources of contamination for the outbreak."

Great. Peanut Corp. - you are, forever and ever now, on my shit list.

No worries y'all! Lance Armstrong's bike HAS BEEN FOUND! WHEW! I was so incredibly worried about his bike. For real. 

Apparently, there was even a Facebook group started called "1 Million Citizens Looking for Lance Armstrong's Stolen Bike" - really? How come nobody wants to help me when I lose stuff? Nobody ever makes Facebook pages for my missing things. Anyway, only 1,282 people had joined the group by the time the bike was found, so that makes me a feel a little better, as a group for something like that is totally unnecessary and kind of dumb. 

Any surprise there?

She showed up to fashion week in a see-through dress and then was picky when Miss Sixty staffers tried to find something nice to cover her up with. 

Apparently one staffer complained to another "She's a pain in the ass. We sent all these clothes over and she ends up wearing nothing!"

Yeah. It's funny too because this article calls her "the O.C. starlet" - how long ago was that? What has she done lately? I mean aside from crappy over priced headbands that are lame? Really. She just sucks. She needs to either do something worth us watching or wearing or go away because she's not pretty enough to be this annoyingly stupid and useless.

Stew Parnell is the boss man of Peanut Corp of America, whose peanut butter killed some people, made some sick, and caused my peanut butter obsession. He is a douche.

He had to testify on Wednesday and he kept using his 5th Amendment right... you know, to just not answer questions. He's a douche. 

Here's a bit from his testimony, really? He's an idiot.

     Rep. Bart Stupak, chairman of commerce subcommittee holding the hearing: "You heard the last panel, did you not?"

     Parnell: "On advice of my counsel, I respectfully decline to answer your question based on the protection afforded me in the United States Constitution," Parnell answered in a mechanical Southern drawl.

     Stupak: "I just asked if you heard the other panel," Stupak pointed out.

     Parnell repeated his 5th Amendment rights again. 

Idiot. Whatever. I hope they nail him for all he's worth. Peanut butter is SACRED. Don't F with peanut butter, damn it!

Ok, so I've been not writing on the peanut issue with The Peanut Corp of America lately because THE LAW is currently working on taking care of all the issues. However, something new has just come to light and I now need to continue with my obsession.

Turns out The Peanut Corp of America ran an UNLICENSED plant in Texas! What?! 

The plant in Texas has apparently been operating for years uninspected and unlicensed by government health officials. Again, what?!

Inspectors who found out about the plant in Texas didn't find any sign of salmonella there, but still! Who's job is it to make sure all food plants are KNOWN and regularly inspected?! Seriously. This is annoying.