Here you go... one of the pictures from Britney Spears' Candie's ad campaign. Woohoo. Looks like a lot of airbrushing there to me... she looks like she's 17 again or something. But still... super hot. 

That's right folks, after the spring 2009 collection, Jennifer Lopez is shutting down her Sweetface clothing line.

In a statement, the company said "In light of new company strategies, we have decided to put the Sweetface line on hiatus while we prepare to reintroduce the brand in the near future with new messaging points and an entirely new fashion point of view."

That's right everyone... you too can own Heidi Klum... in Barbie form! Mattel is debuting their Heidi Klum Barbie later on this year... think it will sell? I'm really not so sure... do the kids who play with Barbie dolls watch Project Runway??? 

This time it's for pregnant chicks!

Yup... Nicole Richie is set to launch a maternity line. Richie told People magazine "There will be a maternity line, a clothing line, shoes, belts, everything."

Well, that's just fantastic. Really. Though with everyone wearing what's out there now, there really isn't much need for actual maternity clothes. I barely wore any when I was pregnant. Aside from pants. Yeah, I guess someone does need to come up with some better pants. But belts? Really? There is no way I ever would have worn a belt while pregnant. How uncomfortable that would have been!

Pam Anderson did her runway walk for Vivienne Westwood's Fall-Winter 2009-2010 ready-to-wear collection in Paris. And Oops! We had a bit of a slip. Though from the huge smile on her face, I'd say she didn't mind much. 

As per usual, parents are pissed. But whatever. Tattoos aren't anything new and tons of people have them, so why not Barbie?

Apparently, all the parental pissed-off-ness has caused WalMart to stop selling the awesome barbie with stick on tattoos and slutty shoes. BUMMER!

You can get the Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie here. Enjoy!

HA! The quotes from PETA are fucking funny...

In an exclusive statement to Usmagazine.com, PETA said "When you see MAdonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984." OUCH! And HA!

PETA also joked about Madonna's younger boyfriend, Jesus Luz, saying "We know that she's on the prowl for a young cub, but someone needs to tell MAdge that wearing fur doesn't make you a cougar." Again with the OUCH! And BURN! HAHAHAHA!

Ah... funny. 

So, Kendra Wilkinson has managed to make herself almost interesting again.

Here's what she said about her wedding dress: "I'm getting the dress made, and I don't know how it's going to turn out. I hope it turns out good. I'm having my wedding at the Playboy Mansion, 500 guests - I gotta have a good dress!"

Ok... Kendra Wilkinson goes on to say: "I designed it... There's only so much material you can use for a wedding dress. I'm nervous - I don't like the 80's prom look. I like a simple look - and it's hard to find."

She's so dumb I can't believe it. What does she mean a simple look is "hard to find"?! HELLO! If YOU are designing it, and YOU want a simple look, then freaking DESIGN IT THAT WAY! Freaking idiot. Either she couldn't find the simple look she wants (meaning she was looking around rather than designing) or she's a shiteous designer who can't come up with something simple that she likes. Either way, she's annoying.

I know, older picture, but boobs are always good. lol.

Word around town is that Kevin Federline wants to start a line of clothing for kids.

Federline said "It's a really tough business. I'm trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans."

I'm sorry - but unless you're actually making the bucks in Hollywood and have a ton of cash to burn on whatever, NOBODY in their right mind pays that much for a freaking pair of jeans. 

Federline continued saying "You buy your kid a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I'm looking to do something much more reasonable."

Again, aside from people with a ton of money to burn, nobody bothers spending that much on jeans. Especially not for little kids... totally pointless... they mess them up... they grow out of them in like 2 minutes... etc. But whatever. Good luck on the fashion endeavor. 

But that's not my favorite part... you can send e-cards from the website. And there are currently 5 e-card themes, each with Jenna (of course) in some semi-slutty pose as the picture! How exciting! I can send an e-card to my friends of Jenna Jameson on top of some random dude - total sweetness! 

Though I'm not even remotely interested in her perfume, if you are, you get a free Heartbreaker by Jenna poster as your gift with your purchase.