Perez Hilton has written an apology on his blog!

I must say... awesome. I know apologizing is super hard, and it's awesome that he got up the courage to sit down and write a full on apology to all his fans and everyone he affected for being a jackass. That really is rad... way to go dude.

Here's his written apology:

Seriously... what. the. fuck. Why are there hoards of women screaming and yelling and pushing to audition for America's Next Top Model in Manhattan when all the contestants of the show ever really get is Tyra talking about Tyra. Oh, and Tyra telling them how they could change to be more like Tyra. Or Tyra telling the contestants what Tyra would do in the same situation. Or Tyra getting out of her judges chair to show them how Tyra would do it. You get my point. This video is insanity.

As per usual, parents are pissed. But whatever. Tattoos aren't anything new and tons of people have them, so why not Barbie?

Apparently, all the parental pissed-off-ness has caused WalMart to stop selling the awesome barbie with stick on tattoos and slutty shoes. BUMMER!

You can get the Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie here. Enjoy!

Rumors have been rolling around as of late that Rachel Bilson is engaged to Hayden Christensen. Though she hasn't confirmed anything about an engagement, Bilson was spotted wearing a rather large diamond on the proper finger for such a rumor to be true. 

Whether or not she's engaged... that's some freaking ring!!!

OCTUPLETS were born in Southern California... EIGHT FREAKING BABIES! I was going batty with one screaming, crying baby, I can't imagine EIGHT! Non-stop, round the clock, oh wow! This would be only the second live octuplets born in United States history. Apparently all the babies are doing well and breathing on their own. There were 6 boys (OH WOW) and 2 girls in the mix. Six boys?! That is going to be INSANE! Can you imagine potty training 6 boys?!

Anyway, congrats to the couple. Hope the kids are all well behaved when they're older!!!

(yes, with a z, like Bratz, which are creepy and hooker-ish). The names of the dolls are technicaly Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia - honestly, is that the best they could do? Why not Magnifique Malia - sound so much more interesting that marvelous. And sweet? That's just boring, not to mention, they already have a Sweet Sammi doll in the collection. Reusing the sweetness?! 

Ah well. The dolls are retailing for about $10. Enjoy!

Philips has come out with a new LCD TV. Cinema 21:9 - screen size lets you watch a movie as it was intended to be watched - uncompromized, not cut off on the sides, freaking AWESOME!

For those of you who don't understand, this takes the general 16:9 viewing and turns it into 21:9 - HELLO! HUGE DIFFERENCE! This thing is so bad ass. And I want one. Right now. 

“With our unique Cinema 21:9 we have developed a television which takes you as close to the experience that you enjoy at the cinema as you can get without buying a ticket. We believe that to really become absorbed in watching a film at home consumers are looking for a real cinematic viewing experience, so we have launched the world’s first cinema-proportioned TV screen perfectly complemented by our immersive Ambilight technology,” said Senior Vice President Marketing Television, Philips Consumer Lifestyle, Des Power.

This TV is seriously awesome! 

Pittsburgh's mayor has made a CA-RAZY CHANGE! And no, it's not within office or in the city or anything... his NAME!

The mayor's name is was Luke Ravenstahl. The new name is Luke Steelerstahl! STEELERStahl! OMG. I would expect this from some idiot kid who's a huge fan and just turned 18, therefore having the right to change his name. But from a mayor?! Really?! Kinda funny, kinda sad. Either way it's amusing.

THERE MAY BE A REASON - or at least something you could use as an excuse.

Dr. Kristina Durante of The University of Texax at Austin has been doing a study, and found that "women with higher estradiol reported a greater likelihood of flirting, kissing and having a serious affair with someone other than their primary partner." So having more estradiol (oestrogen) makes one more likely to sleep around then, no?

According to Durante and her colleagues, "high-estradiol women were considered significantly more physically attractive by themselves and others." So they're full of themselves too, eh? 

So, if you think you're hot, others think you're hot and you like to slut around, you may have higher levels of oestrogen than the rest of us. Congrats! Now you can blame your affairs on your horomones! 

Really, how annoying can one person possibly get?! And who might that guest star be? You guessed it! Miley Cyrus' Bible-loving boyfriend Justin Gaston! What's he going to do now that he's gotten a spot on her YouTube show?! Think his career will SKYROCKET FROM HERE?! Yeah, right. 

Yowza! Miley Cyrus has to be THE MOST ANNOYING CHICK EVER! Her lisp thing combined with the incredibly unneccessary volume of her voice compared to the other two - UGH!