Yeah. Really. This story is all over the place today.

Apparently, a woman from Poland is taking an Egyptian hotel to court. The reason? The woman claims her 13 year old daughter got pregnant by using the hotel's swimming pool.

A travel industry source said "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case."

Seriously. Stray sperm in a swimming pool? WTF?!

The idiot otherwise known as Spencer Pratt has started a YouTube account.

He tweeted the following:

"I started a YouTube account under SpencerWilliamPratt it leaks to my iPhone 3g S so it's really easy for me to upload content!"

They're such freaking idiots. How can Heidi say she's proud of their performance? They barely stayed at all. I don't even really understand why they're discussing their experience... it hardly counts as even being there. Jackasses. Both of them. Al Roker's freaking hilarious and is quite obviously not a fan of these two. LMAO.

No wait, she's a bitch. Sorry, my mistake.

The new issue of US Weekly has some fun stuff about Kate Gosselin... firing 40 employees within 3 months, being psycho, etc. So, here are some fun little quotes from the issue:

1. According to baby nurse Angela Krall, "Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births."

2. Krall says Kate "thought they were owed stuff. The money factor was huge."

3. Krall also says Kate posted signs in all the rooms detailing the rules and fired a woman immediately for washing her hands in the kitchen instead of in the bathroom. Krall says "Kate flipped, she thought it was cross-contamination."

Yowza... craziness! In response...

1. Jackass. That's not how it works. Yes, I give a lot of money to charities to support children and families in need, but if you can afford fertility drugs and you know the very possible outcome of multiples, then you should be prepared for that in advance, not ask everyone to help after the fact. Personally, I would rather help those who are really in need, due to hardships and abrupt changes creating bad situations. Ew. I hate her.

2. Nobody owes you shit.

3. Wow. Really? That's just dumb.

So, I think Kate Gosselin is quite the bitch. Thoughts?

WTF?! I'm sorry, but if your going to be rob people of their stuff, you have to posses at least half a brain.

Here's a bit from this article:

A bungling Australian car thief was nabbed after accidentally locking himself in the vehicle he was trying to steal, police said Wednesday.

"The man, while breaking into the car, had locked himself in the car and couldn't get out," South Australian police said, adding a second thief was found hiding in nearby bushes.

Really? I didn't think you could really lock yourself in a car - at least not if you're of normal intelligence. Locking yourself out, sure, we've all done that. But IN?! That's just plain stupidity.

Another Nadya Suleman post... and this time, it's a YAY one.

According to Phil McGraw, "What she is telling me is that unless and until she has a better living arrangement, that they are not likely to release the children to her." McGraw said this in regards to Suleman's worries that the hospital where she gave birth may not release her octuplets to her. 

Honestly, it's a good thing that someone is stepping in. She can't support 14 children. It's just not possible. Unless, of course, she takes the previously mentioned porno job. 

According to TMZ, Nadya Suleman has been offered $1 million by Vivid Entertainment to star in a porn movie. Vivid Entertainment apparently also said that if she becomes a "contract girl" (committing to multiple films), they'll give her family full medical and dental insurance.

Honestly, she should take them up on their offer... house going bye-bye, 14 kids, no job. This is about as good as it's going to get for her. And with those lips... I bet she could suck a good one. HA!

Nadya Suleman is entering the picture again. There's a guy out there, Denis Beaudoin, who claims he could be the father of Suleman's octuplets. Beaudoin claims that Suleman told him she had ovarian cancer and he therefore gave her his sperm. He wants a DNA test done. Suleman is denying he is the father.

Really? Because of ovarian cancer, he gave his sperm to an idiot who already has 6 kids?! Come on! Six is plenty, don't care who you are or what's going on with your body. There is no reason to have even more children... especially if you can't afford the ones you already have!

Anyway, regardless of how dumb dude may be, at least he wants to know if he is the dad or not. That's nice. Maybe someone will be able to support these kids at some point in their lives. These people are all stupid.

And he's not sorry for making it all up.

Herman Rosenblat, author of Angel at the Fence had his book pulled before publication last year. As previously mentioned, he went on Oprah and everything and pissed her off (which in my mind is never a good idea - don't piss off the big O), and he's completely insane.

Rosenblat said "It wasn't a lie. It was my imagination, and in my mind, I believed it. Even now, I believe it." 

That's a statment from someone who doesn't sound so mentally stable to me. Idiot. 

OMG! This made me laugh!

A technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, Yvonne Morris, chased some guy who broke into her co-worker's car. During the chase, the guy kept getting away from her, and then she grabbed his boxers and gave him a wedgie, followed by a headlock until help arrived. HAHAHAHA! Seriously?! Nice!