Though I'm not usually a huge fan of Denise Richards, this one made me laugh. Ha, ha, 800-FUNBAGS

So... I guess Kendra Wilkinson told E!'s Daily 10 the following: "I'd be very scared to do Playboy again. You know, now knowing I'm getting married."

WTF?! Are you fucking kidding me?! The ENTIRE PLANET HAS SEEN YOU NAKED! What difference does it make now?! Are you worried that your boobs are falling, or your belly's getting flabby?! Gimme a fucking break. If someone wants you to pose for Playboy again, just do it!!!

In case you missed it... there she is. In the flesh. And by the way... has she even been ASKED to do Playboy again?! Not so sure the staff over there could handle her annoying laugh for any longer than they have to... and their time listening to that junk is UP!

So Lindsay Lohan apparently got a new tattoo post-breakup with her boygirlfriend Samantha. And... what does the tattoo say?! It's lame. A quote from Marilyn Monroe (who, by the way, is NOT lame) that says "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle."

So, that's dumb. Honestly, I do not think Marilyn Monroe was lame... not at all. But Lindsay Lohan getting a Monroe quote on her wrist is totally lame. She did THIS photo shoot for NY Magazine how long ago?! That does not make her anything like Monroe, nor does her fame (which is on again, off again, and losing steam fast) compare to that of Monroe or warrant a tattoo of a quote from the beauty.

Don't get me wrong. I like Lohan... when she's not being a complete ass and running around town partying it up and missing her loser ex. But still. This is dumb. This isn't something a celeb, who had a shot at fame and is rapidly blowing it, should get.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush in the GQ Magazine, on stands now.

On her website, Kim Kardashian wrote:

"Here is my first-ever photo shoo with Reggie and I! It's in next month's GQ magazine, which is on stands now. 

We were super excited for this shoot but also a bit nervous. We had never done a shoot together and didn't know what to expect!

It turned out super hot and we love it. The article also gives a glimpse into our relationship."

Oh yay! A glimpse into their relationship - can't wait! oh, that's right. I totally can wait and don't care.

This would be Kate Moss and her boobs leaving Annabel's nightclub in London last night. Ummm. Ew.

Pam Anderson did her runway walk for Vivienne Westwood's Fall-Winter 2009-2010 ready-to-wear collection in Paris. And Oops! We had a bit of a slip. Though from the huge smile on her face, I'd say she didn't mind much. 

HA! She's good at that kind of dancing, right? Or maybe some pole dancing? Eh, eh? Funniness.

According to Usmagazine.com, Holly Madison will be joining the cast of Dancing With the Stars. How exciting! 

Rumor is that Madison will be replacing Jewel on the show, who is currently dealing with knee problems due to tendinitis. A source from the show said "Unless there is a miracle healing, Holly is confirmed to be a part of the premiere."

I got a few pics from a buddy of mine down in Brazil and thought you all might enjoy them... SEXY SEXY!

 

 

Vassalboro, Maine just got a new coffee shop in town - a TOPLESS COFFEE SHOP!

The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop opened its doors on Monday is Vassalboro. Waitresses AND waiters are topless at the establishment and there are signs outside the shop saying the following:

Over 18 only

No cameras, no touching, cash only.

I guess some residents of Vassalboro were irked when the coffee shop before the town planning board last month, but officials said they weren't breaking any laws. And so the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop was able to open its doors!

So, Kendra Wilkinson has managed to make herself almost interesting again.

Here's what she said about her wedding dress: "I'm getting the dress made, and I don't know how it's going to turn out. I hope it turns out good. I'm having my wedding at the Playboy Mansion, 500 guests - I gotta have a good dress!"

Ok... Kendra Wilkinson goes on to say: "I designed it... There's only so much material you can use for a wedding dress. I'm nervous - I don't like the 80's prom look. I like a simple look - and it's hard to find."

She's so dumb I can't believe it. What does she mean a simple look is "hard to find"?! HELLO! If YOU are designing it, and YOU want a simple look, then freaking DESIGN IT THAT WAY! Freaking idiot. Either she couldn't find the simple look she wants (meaning she was looking around rather than designing) or she's a shiteous designer who can't come up with something simple that she likes. Either way, she's annoying.

I know, older picture, but boobs are always good. lol.