That's right, people, a book printed on toilet paper!

It's a horror novella that a Japanese company is promoting as a "horror experience in the toilet" - FANTASTIC!

This novella, written by Koji Suzuki, author of Ring, is about 3 feet long and takes only a few minutes to read. Several copies of the novella, titled Drop, are printed on each roll, which will sell for 210 Yen ($2.20).

How exciting to be able to read a horror story that is set in a public restroom while you're on the toilet! So exciting! Everyone should do this. For reals. Would you buy this?