HA! If you're actually going to buy it, Lauren Conrad's book hits stores today and she'll be at a signing. Lauren Conrad tweeted earlier today "Gooooood morning! My book goes into stores today! So exciting :-) and tonight is my first signing... 7pm at the Grove in L.A."

Oooo... how exciting for her! Seriously though, why does everyone have a fucking book deal? Honestly. It would really be hard for me to justify spending any money on her book. But if you do, please, tell me how it is. Does it sound like she ACTUALLY wrote it? Eh?!