Apparently, a badger in Germany got WASTED on over-ripe cherries... totally and completely drunk. At which time the badger stumbled into the middle of a road and refused to move, said police.

The police tried to scare the animal away to no avail and eventually ended up chasing it off the road with a broom.

Hm. Drunk badger. Nice. Wonder if the badger looked like the cute one above, or the rather scary and evil one below...??