Bull shit. Akon has a birth certificate. He knows his age. He was born here, the certificate should be right.

Adon (who I am now considering putting on my list of people who are so dumb it's hard to discuss them) has actually discussed his age being "unknown".

"All it's going to do is depress me. I don't want to know I'm getting older. Then I'll start to think about getting checkups and insurance. I don't want that," he told the Associated Press in an interview.

Right, nobody wants to think about their health. What the hell?! Fine, jackass, don't get checkups and insurance. By the way, Adon claimed recently that his birth certificate shows he was born on April 16, 1977. That would make him 31. So it's time to start going to the doc regularly dude. For reals. Don't be stupid.